Wednesday, 30 March 2016

OMG ! Beer Produced Using Bacteria From Czech Model Alexandra Brendlova's Vagina. And If You Have £7,000 To Spare, You Could Have A Special Beer Using Bacteria From Your Girlfriend's Vagina. Awesome !


Do you love beer? Variety they say is the spice of life! How about trying a vagina beer?  Yes you read it right. The beer, named ‘Bottled Instinct’ is brewed using lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.

Bottled Instinct is a beer that promises to capture the “essence of femininity”. The makers say that the beer is brewed by taking bacteria from the vagina using a “gynaecological stick” which is then sent to a laboratory, where the bacteria needed are “isolated and cleaned” then multiplied.

The bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the special bevvy. The Order of Yoni claims the beer has “no vaginal smell or taste” but it has been “flavoured with instincts”.


 It states : “Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire,’ reads the product description. ‘Her charm, her sensuality, her passion¿ “Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice¿ Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.”

 In addition, potential models offering up their vaginas for their beer brewing will have to “sign a contract with high penalty for working in adult industry, sex industry, as adult actress, escort, prostitute, etc.” If fully funded, the company hope to expand into the production of a BDSM ale, as well as a blonde ale - using a blonde model’s vaginal bacteria. Yuk!.

The company have even offered perks for those who donate large amounts of cash - if you happen to have around £7,000 knocking around, The Order of Yoni will make you a special beer using your girlfriend’s vagina. Awesome!.